How to save your job as a programmer?

Write the code like this and most probably you will be the only expert to maintain it, which will guarantee your job and provide you with the much needed job security!

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main(t,_,a)
char *a;
{return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_,main(-86, 0, a+1 )+a)):1,t<_?main(t+1, _, a ):3,main ( -94, -27+t, a)&&t == 2 ?_<13 ?main ( 2, _+1, "%s %d %d\n" ):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_,t,"@n’+,#’/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l,+,/n{n+\,/+#n+,/#;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/’r :’d*’3,}{w+K w’K:’+}e#’;dq#’l q#’+d’K#!/\
+k#;q#’r}eKK#}w’r}eKK{nl]’/#;#q#n’){)#}w’){){nl]’/+#n’;d}rw’ i;# ){n\
l]!/n{n#’; r{#w’r nc{nl]’/#{l,+’K {rw’ iK{;[{nl]’/w#q#\
n’wk nw’ iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%’l##w#’ i; :{nl]’/*{q#’ld;r’}{nlwb!/*de}’c \
;;{nl’-{}rw]’/+,}##’*}#nc,’,#nw]’/+kd’+e}+;\
#’rdq#w! nr’/ ‘) }+}{rl#’{n’ ‘)# }’+}##(!!/")
:t<-50?_==*a ?putchar(a[31]):main(-65,_,a+1):main((*a == ‘/’)+t,_,a\
+1 ):0<t?main ( 2, 2 , "%s"):*a==’/'||main(0,main(-61,*a, "!ek;dc \
i@bK’(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"),a+1);}

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In my further articles, I will try to review and write guidelines on how to write user friendly code. Ofcourse the above statement of being more secure if you write obsure code is false and would not help you eventually to establish yourself. Gone are the days of 1970. Now are the days for advanced frameworks, design patterns, architectures, etc.

Get ready and embrace yourself for a much needed talk/brainstorming on good coding styles, architecture and design adherence.